Look at My Striped Shirt!
Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every dayathe striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who wonat shut up about his fantasy football teamacharacters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. Itas the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site. Everyoneas (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy ab I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, aTake it easy on the brakes, champa! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is afull of skanksa and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your aCoola High School Teacher ab Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers donat: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold aem, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. Iam just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music ab Personally, I havenat listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.Dear Myself in 1988, First of all, stop eating. Just because you can fit thirty ... You are in fifth grade, for Christa#39;s sake. Your teacher has a bin full of ... This is the easiest time to acquire a tough~kid reputation by picking on the lower end of the food chain. Stop coloring pictures and drawing comic books. That shit is not going toanbsp;...
| Title | : | Look at My Striped Shirt! |
| Author | : | The Phat Phree |
| Publisher | : | Three Rivers Press - 2006-12-26 |
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